normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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