i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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