Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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