Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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