Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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