He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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