I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
