she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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