I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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