So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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