Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
A+ Viking dick
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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