Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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