South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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