So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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