I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
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