I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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