is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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