I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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