We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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