I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
why is half of my head shaved?
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