oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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