All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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