ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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