how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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