they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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