did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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