I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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