Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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