it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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