I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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