nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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