He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I have already put on my inside pants.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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