Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Randomize