as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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