They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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