the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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