Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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