we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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