Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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