Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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