You work out of a Hotel?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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