I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
never play flip cup with pint glasses
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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