absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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