Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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