Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
Randomize
