did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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