so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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