real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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