If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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