So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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