No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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