What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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