i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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