omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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